A Late Post for a Late Morning


I have to work on fixing my internal clock. I have been working on this, but it’s all been thrown awry since Saturday night, which I believe I mentioned in yesterday’s update. Last night I was up until shortly before sunrise again. I am reminded of Billy Joel’s “I’ve Loved These Days”, specifically the line “… we’re sleeping long and far too late” – I did end up sleeping closer to ten hours than 8. I’m not sure that I can help that. I may need the extra sleep, I don’t know. Who knows what’s right for a person that’s almost 300 pounds overweight?

Oh, speaking of weight, I hopped on the scale after my workout this morning and had a reading of 439! That takes us out of the 440s, which means that I have completely fulfilled the goal I had of reaching 440 by beginning-to-mid-April. It’s time for a new goal. I want to hit 390 by the beginning of September. I’ll be satisfied with 400, but I want to see 390. As usual, the standard consequences apply – if I’m not able to get close to this goal, I’m going to have to go back to considering weight loss surgery, which has been put on indefinite hold, for the time being.

I do believe that I’ll be able to avoid surgery. I believe that I can get this weight off myself, by eating right, exercising, and persevering, even through the setbacks. I don’t believe in bad plateaus. I see a plateau as a good thing. It’s a sign that I’m able to maintain the weight that I’ve lost. Perhaps that’s part of the reason that I’ve been so lucky to have such short plateaus.

Well, there’s not much more to say. My friend is still in the hospital, and I need to go visit. I’d like to thank Nick and Emilio, members of our local congregation, who responded to the call for a blessing, and met me at the hospital late last night. I know my friend appreciated it greatly, as do I.

As for my sleep troubles, I think I’m going to put in today’s second workout around midnight – 20-30 minutes of walking, either inside or outside. And if I feel I can manage it, and it will help, maybe a little extra. That might give me a few hours of energy, but I figure around 3 or 4 AM, I should be out like a light.

JOKE OF THE DAY

I’d like to thank The South Jersey Deviler for today’s joke, since I lifted it from his publication (he doesn’t know yet). If you like a good laugh, check out the site. You can read a few pages from his monthly newspaper – which is always dedicated to humor! If you live in or around New Jersey, you may be able to find the paper at his advertiser’s locations, for free. If not, but you like the paper, you can have it delivered for the sum of $21 per year (As Alfred E. Neuman would say – “Cheap!”)

And now for the joke:
“Signs from Hotels around the World. In a Japanese hotel:
‘You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.’”

So… anyone else making travel arraignments to Japan?

 

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Today’s workout was simple – indoor walking laps for 30 minutes. My shoulders were killing me by the time I was done, but I’m so glad I did it. Now I have to get some breakfast down me and get going!

TODAY’S SPECIAL

I made Brussels Sprouts for dinner last night (if you want to argue about the spelling, please refer to the link), just dumping them in the pot with a little water, letting it boil, then dropping the heat to low for a while. That’s how we’ve always made them, and we love them, but I got to thinking – can’t there be a better way to make these babies? My philosophy is that any question you can possibly think of has probably been asked before, and on the internet, at that. Google let me to this – Rantings of an Amateur Chef, which has a great way to make these tasty veggies even better!

NK24/7 gives us some much needed help with our heartburn.

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

Photobotos gives us what I call “God’s Swimming Pool”.

A blog I’ve recently started reading, called “Serene One”, gives us images of Spring.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!


I’ve noticed a trend over the past decade. Perhaps it’s been going on for a long time, it’s just that I’ve only noticed it in the past ten years or so – “diet” is a dirty word. You go to Weight Watchers and what do they tell you? “You are NOT on a diet! We don’t do that here!” Most of the “diet books” out there claim that they are not, in fact, diet books! No one wants to be associated with the word “diet”. And it has little to do with the word itself, but instead, what’s been done with that word.

If you’ve ever tried to lose weight and dealt with one of these… I don’t know what you’d call them… “non-dieters”? Well, if you’ve dealt with them, you’ve probably heard them say “Diets don’t work!”. So you call it something else? That makes it all better, does it?

Really, they’re just trying to stand out from those who put out ineffective diets and promise results that you really shouldn’t expect. And when you’re in the business of making honest money off of another person’s problems, I guess you need to distinguish yourself from the shady side of the business as much as you can.

Still, a diet’s a diet. Actually, a diet is the food you eat, whether you want to lose weight or not. A diet plan is really what they’re all talking about – a specific set of foods and manner of eating them, with the purpose of achieving a goal. I don’t know if that’s how Webster would put it, but that seems to be the best definition, to me. Using that definition, we could make the argument that a person that wants to gain weight, and does so by changing the foods he eats, is on a diet – that’s true. One might also suggest that all vegans are on diets… I suppose when they first make the choice to try veganism, then yes, they are on a diet. If they choose to accept it as their way of life, then it’s no longer a diet, it’s their diet – their Normal diet.

That’s where some of the diet people get their validity: if you want to lose a lot of weight, and not gain it back, “you have to make a lifestyle change!” Unfortunately, many people hear that and try to jump right into one. I think a very effective way to do it is to identify key points in the life of the average healthy person. How do they eat, how do they exercise, how do they live their life in general? Choose what elements one would like in their own life, eventually. Then sit down and figure out how we’re going to get there.

I can’t tell you the answers to most of those, but I can give you an idea of how to get there, and only because I’m finally starting to figure it out for myself – SMALL changes. How small? AS SMALL AS YOU NEED.

My folks have asked a few times why, suddenly, I’m losing weight now, and all these years before, I’ve been able to do nothing but gain weight, and at best, maintain the weight I had. I blame it on Dr. Eeks. That doesn’t satisfy their curiosity.

So, after thinking about it, I’ve come to the conclusion that her approach is what made the big difference. I don’t like to think like that. I’d rather take responsibility for my own failures. Up until I worked with Erin, I thought there was actually something wrong with me – I just couldn’t manage to lose weight. There were things wrong with me – my metabolism, which was just about non-existent, for example. The problem was that I couldn’t get past them.

I had worked with a number of people. Nutitionists, gym trainers, doctors, etc… I’d been to Weight Watchers, I’d tried Nutrisystem, tried Slim Fast… I’ve read a small library of diet books, all to no avail. Hell, one of the trainers I’d worked with was a Mr. USA, or Universe, or World, or whatever the hell he’d won. Basically, the guy was a walking muscle, who wanted to help people lose weight.

The thing is, each person I’d worked with was a lot like the books I read – from my perspective, they gave me their plan, told me to use it, and if I found something that wasn’t working for me, I felt like I might as well have tried talking to one of the diet books. The only difference is a book won’t give you that disappointed look-and-sigh. I got a lot of “I can’t make you do anything you don’t want to” and things along those lines.

Now, don’t get me wrong – Dr. Eeks always let me know that the ball is in my court, and that it’s up to me, but I didn’t hear that when I came to her with a change I wanted to make. In fact, I mostly heard it from her when I was doing good – it was said as encouragement! Instead, when I would call her to tell her I wanted to make a change, which I DREADED at first, because of my prior experiences, she would be totally open. She’d want to know about the problem I was having, and sometimes she’d make suggestions, sometimes she’d just want to know what kind of change I’d like to make. And she was usually good with that change. I left those phone conversations feeling wonderful and hopeful about the change I was going to make.

Now, when I’d worked with other people, they usually still “let” me make the change, but they also let me know how unhappy they were about it. Even at Weight Watcher’s – “Fine, we can’t make you do anything you don’t want to, but THIS is how the program works… THIS is how you get success. Good luck with the change you’re making.” What a bunch of cheerleaders.

So, what’s all this leading up to, besides potential transference? Specifically – my eating habits.

I’ve been beating myself up over the way I’ve eaten lately. Forget the fact that I can’t log the food I eat to save my life. When I started working with Erin, it was her intention to get me to eat regularly – 3 meals a day, with a few small snacks thrown in. If I was going to skip any meals, it HAD to be lunch or dinner – NEVER breakfast.

Well, I’ve been pretty successful at eating breakfast for some time, now. But I’ve really been riding myself because I’ve skipped lunch on a regular basis, and sometimes not really eating dinner, either. Instead, I eat here and there. I sat down last night to work out a plan to remedy this and realized that there may not be any good reason to do so.

After all, isn’t eating many times, in small amounts, considered to be healthy, and good for ones metabolism? Isn’t it something that is commonly lauded by amateurs and professionals alike as a major key to weight loss? I’ve finally hit the stage, I think, where I can do this; I’ve been doing it, without even realizing it!

So, this is the direction I’m heading toward now, and I’ll be letting you know how it goes, as time goes on.

JOKE OF THE DAY

I recently was contacted by the police, who wanted to know if I could help the with the whereabouts of my good friend Tim. I wasn’t of much help. The last time I heard from Tim he’d missed his wife’s birthday and was really in the doghouse. In fact, his wife had told him that he had 24 hours to put something in their driveway for her, that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, or he was done.

I was a little surprised at the look on the cop’s face. I asked him what was wrong – while the couldn’t find Tim anywhere, they did notice a brand new scale at his house…

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Basically a walking day. I actually tried jumping jacks. Um… no. Definitely not a healthy option right now. In any case, I walked around the house for over ten minutes, then decided to take my walk outside. Didn’t take the dogs with me. That simplified things. I could simplify things more if I ever get my music onto my phone, but I can’t find the right cable for that at this time, and I’m having difficulties pairing my phone with my PC. I have to get to work on that.

Anyway, I did some 5 laps up and down the driveway, and felt pretty good. I don’t feel so good now. My back is threatening to go on strike, but I’m just going to have to work through this, to keep losing weight, and get ready for that 5k this October.

TODAY’S SPECIAL

SheBANGS deals with disappointment from a slight plateau. Of course, the truth is that she IS doing wonderfully.

The Better Man Project shares his thoughts for old friends of time past.

Fooodimentary reports that we recently passed National Oatmeal Cookie Day.

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

Two more from Photobotos. The first is… how I describe this… it’s not just beautiful, it looks magical!

Here’s a great picture of some monkeys just chillin’.

Morning Improvement


I’m feeling pretty decent today. I got up, did my mantra, had some coffee, and got to the business of exercising. After that I had some breakfast, and treated myself to a little Rita’s Water Ice (mmm… Mango!) afterward. On the way home from Rita’s I was thinking about how to best improve my time management.

I’ve successfully come up with a very basic and easy to use daily schedule – it’s basically a blank page with lines on it. I write in what I intend to do, or what I’ve done during the day. I have more ambitions for it, but I need to go slow and get used to it. I tried scheduling a whole bunch of stuff for a few days, and what I found was that I’m just not ready for all that. I need to spend some time, maybe a few weeks, just getting used to using the agenda on a daily basis – recording what I’ve done, more than scheduling what I want to do, and prioritizing the things that I need to do.

Still, doing so is a little frustrating because I’m not getting nearly as much done with my days as I’d like. I decided that if I’m to improve my days, I need to start with the morning. Mine starts around 11AM, lately. That’s mostly because I get to bed late. I’d probably be more interested in going to bed earlier if I got more accomplished during the day – I’d be too tired to stay up late! But before I can walk…

So, instead of worrying about what time I get up, I’m going to focus on the things that must be done EVERY MORNING, before anything else gets done (visiting the restroom is a reasonable exception). The things I have come up with, in order:

  1. Reading my mantra out loud

  2. Coffee with 1 food item

  3. Get workout music ready

  4. Warmup, exercise, cooldown

  5. Shower

One problem I currently have in trying to get these things done is the computer. Each morning, I wake up with the intention of getting up and working out, but I need to set up my music, to help me get going. That’s on my computer, because I’ve never had much use for an mp3 player. I have one, somewhere. If it still works… I don’t know. So I have to open my laptop, and when I do that, I, inevitably, get distracted. After all, my curiosity demands satisfaction – any new e-mail I should know about? What about Facebook? Oh, look – today’s blogs are in my e-mail, I could take a minute to go through them. Ooh, and there’s some really good article finds on Facebook, let me take a look at them.

Suddenly, I realize I’ve been up for an hour and a half and haven’t even read my mantra – which is also on my laptop.

Remedy – I have a droid. While my exercise playlist is on iTunes, and apparently, you can’t get iTunes on a Droid, all of my iTunes songs (yes, all of them) have been converted to a non-protected format – meaning I can put them on any device I damm well please. And I can print out the mantra and put it in a page protector. That means I don’t need to open that laptop until I’m finished with the above list. To help me control that, I’m going to try to remember to shut the laptop down completely at night.

I’m making “Morning Improvement” an immediate goal, so I’ll let you know how it’s going.

On a separate note – I’m removing the food journal and exercise archive from the menu. The archive has outlived its usefulness. I’ve made my daily workouts a feature of the daily blog post. As long as I can meet the demand of a daily post, we don’t need separate documentation, and it’s been long enough since I created that feature.

As for the food journal, there’s no respectable reason for that – I simply don’t keep up with it. However, as I mentioned above, I am working on using my agenda every day – recording my meals and snacks will be a part of that. Once I get good at doing that, I hope to restore the food journal.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Introduction: I’m getting close to finishing Ben Franklin’s biography. It’s quite a thick book, and at some point I began to think that I’d never get close to the end of his life. Amazing to realize that it’s really only a collection of his highlights. In any case, I was reading recently about some of his famous chess matches. Much of his humor came out during these matches, indeed these games may have marked the best of his wit.

He played some notable games in France, while he worked as an American Ambassador trying to get more support from France to the American cause. All the while, Washington was leading men into battle, and losing more often than he won. Support from France was tricky, because, while they hated England, they believed in the unquestionable right of a king to rule. In supporting America, they felt as though they were condoning rebellion against a crown.

Franklin, ever the diplomat, did his best to quell these concerns, but occasionally let his guard down.

The Joke: So, Franklin’s playing a match against one of France’s elite ladies and he noticed that she has placed her king in check, which is against regulations. He should have informed her of her mistake and let her make another move, but Franklin liked to play loose with the rules sometimes. He then took the king, which got him this response – “We do not take kings!” He slyly retorted “We do, in America.”

TODAY’S WORKOUT

This morning’s workout was good. I haven’t really been timing them lately. I do my warmup (stretching and loosening up), then I do about 5 laps to kick off the workout. Since I’m in training for a 5k, I’ve upped that to ten laps. That’s inside the house. When I do laps up and down the driveway, I do less, because the driveway is longer than a full lap inside the house.

Yesterday, I just kept on walking, but today I cut it off at ten and got to doing my blocks and punches – 20 lower blocks in place with the legs spread apart and knees slightly bent, 20 punches, same way. Then I do walking lower blocks – I’ll have to make it a video, in case anyone doesn’t understand. Basically, I step forward and make the block. About ten of those in one direction, then ten punches walking the other direction. Another ten up and back, and I’m back to doing my blocks in place.

Then I do about 5 laps around the house, but this time, I do a normal walking lap, a lap of walking low blocks, another normal lap, a lap of walking punches, and finish with another normal lap. Today, I increased the action laps to double laps.That makes a total of 7 laps around.

I got as far as doing the upper blocks, and another set of laps around the house, followed by getting down on the floor and working on my core – it needs so much help. I can’t do leg lifts, I’m sure my hernia would have a field day with that, but I got pretty close to pedaling my feet while on my back. Felt pretty good, too!

The only problem is Buddha, our puppy (and mascot!) thinks I’m down there to play. I ignored her for a little while until my hand was covered in slobber. Time to get up!

I decided to go for my cooldown, but the dogs made things difficult. I’m not happy with today’s cooldown. I hate to take one over the other, but it seems that’s the way it’s going to have to go.

TODAY’S SPECIAL

It may seem like I just read the same blogs over and over and push their stuff here. Yeah, that’s kind of how it works, but I do add to the list of blogs I read as I have time. I’m working on a new one, now, and if I find her posts useful, or feel that they could be useful to you, they’ll start getting posted here as well! So keep checking, I’m sure you can find something valuable.

Foodimentary covers “National Water Day“, along with “An Overview of Drinking Water“.

SheBANGS gives a tip that’s often talked about and has some benefits in “… Lose Your Utensils

NK 24/7 shares 8 known carcinogens often found in the home. I wouldn’t suggest you eliminate these from your home, but it’s definitely something to think about.

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

This photo, taken in Scotland, reminds me very much of the film “What Dreams May Come”, with Robin Williams.

Here’s another from… you guessed it, Photobotos, but it’s a little different. Check it out.

Flirt Your Way to Health


I had with the Doctor today. I told him about this blog (among other things, I really didn’t show up at his office just to tell him about this place), so I may get myself into a bit of trouble, if he decides to read this. After we’d finished up, he took my paperwork to the receptionist’s desk and I waited to be called on. The young lady that called me was a fine looker – built well, meaning that she looks like can beat you up one side and down the other, and also VERY attractive.

I noticed as she was going through my paperwork that her hands were bare – no jewelry. I stuck my nose in and asked “No ring?”, and after confirmation, queried further “How’d that happen?” Life, she told me. I thought for a second and told her “Let me drop another hundred pounds and we’ll see if we can’t do something about that.”

She made a comment about her own weight and I expressed my appreciation for her physical qualities which I already mentioned above. This got her co-workers giggling and she handed me a form to sign as I gave her my new insurance card to copy.

She told me to make sure all the information on the paper was correct before signing and I took a few seconds to check it over. Seeing that everything was fine I said “Yup. Looks good to me!” That brought more laughter from her office-mates and confusion from me. I looked up and realized that she was across the room, with her back to me, bent over the copy machine.

“Oh, I uh, I meant the form is fine!” More laughter ensued. She turned around, beet red and I decided to quit before I said something REALLY dumb. She said she’d be blushing all day now, and I couldn’t help commenting on how well it matches the red scrubs she was wearing.

We all had a few more giggles, she gave me my card and I gave her the paper I’d signed, and I have to tell you – I walked out of there feeling like a million bucks!

I know laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, but I think flirting might be a damm close second!

JOKE OF THE DAY

On the way home from the Doctor, today, I was still feeling good from the aforementioned flirting, and perhaps feeling a bit froggy. As I got within about 10 minutes from the house I saw a site that is common in the Spring and the Summer – a pickup truck with a crudely made sign advertising the owner’s wares – CRABS.

I guess I couldn’t help myself as I passed his spot – I yelled out my window “Hey! I’ve got crabs too!” Probably not the first time he’s heard that, but I thank the man for feigning amusement.

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Pretty short today. Got warmed up, then basically did lap around the inside of the house for 15-20 minutes. A cooldown walk outside followed. It was short but I had things to get to and frankly, I was pretty wore out. I figured I would get some more exercise in later – I need to be walking at least twice a day, for training – but I’ve been ridiculously sore all day, to the point where I must have looked a sight to anyone peeking in the exam room at the Doctor’s office, contorting myself as I was, to try to stretch out the pain surrounding my hip.

When I got home I mentioned it to my sister’s friend, Marcie, who pointed out what I should have known – the damm weather. Once again, precipitation is playing havoc on my joints and the surrounding area – my hip being chief among the complaining bodily components. I suppose it doesn’t help that I may have overdone the stretching a bit. Well, you reap what you sow. I’ll simply have to be more careful tomorrow and schedule a walk later in the day. If I have to run through my mantra again for that second walk, or adjust it for an afternoon/evening workout, then that’s just what I’ll have to do.

TODAY’S SPECIAL

1 Fat Girl Shrinking has to endure a major setback.

I don’t think I’ve shared anything from The Running Thriver before, but she’s pretty kick-ass in her determination to physically better ourselves. Although, we all need succumb to a little indulgence now and then.

NK24/7 Delivers again (or rather, delivered about 10 days ago… sorry I’m just getting around to putting it up) with an awesome article about those processed foods that we’ve all because accustomed to. Break the pattern!

By the way, whole, dry wheatberries are about as far from processed foods as you can get.

 

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

I think this shot on Photobotos (who are supplying both images, yet again. I swear, I’ll find a new source to supplement the awe they provide us with soon) defines serenity. So calm and peaceful. Love it!

This was posted yesterday and I just knew I’d have to share it.

An Announcement and a Mantra


Last night I returned from a long weekend that started with a LOT of shit beer (I had the choice of Coors Light or Miller Light – I went with Coors.), and switched to REALLY shit wine when the beer ran out. After I spent a few hours sobering up, I headed to my friend Patricia’s house, where I stayed until Monday evening (last night). I would have posted something yesterday, but my computer and her wireless router were having difficulties and I couldn’t be bothered to worry about it.

Trish lives on 7 acres, so there’s plenty of room to move around. Plus she lives not far from a State Forest and a nice lake, with a long creek that shoots off from it. She also has some very nice animals, including pets and a little livestock. It’s a very peaceful setting with some laid-back people and intelligent offspring. I really enjoy spending time there, and love that I can still get some exercise in, even when I’m taking a few days off!

So, even though I did some exercise over the past few days, it really wasn’t up to my normal workout. On the other hand, I took so long to get back on the trolley, that I’ll have to work my way back up to the level I was working at. Also, I’m hoping to surpass, instead of staying there when I get there.

I have to, because I’M NOW IN TRAINING! More on that in a moment.

The mantra – yeah, I woke up and, like many mornings, just didn’t want to do this. I get a little disappointed with myself, because I know when I started doing this, those whiny, bitchy little voices had almost no control over me. They’d say “Oh, I’m tired” and I’d tell them “SHUT UP” (imagine a deep voice) and they would. Now they keep bitching, and more loudly. They’ve conspired with my muscles and joints, to remind me of just how much they’d prefer that I keep my ass right on the couch. What’s worse is that my inner drill sergeant doesn’t seem to be nearly as loud as the voices of those hippies telling me to take it easy. All this worries me, because, as I’ve said before, I have to keep this from being a chore, and now, when I’m waking up, it feels a LOT like a chore.

It also occurs to me that when I would wake up and look forward to working out, I wasn’t really working out. I was just stretching and warming up. I believed that’s all I was going to do, and I knew it would make me feel good, not just in the moment, but well into the day! And it would only take 10 minutes!

Now it takes a good 15 minutes, and is followed by a workout, and a cooldown. I remember that in those first days, I had no plans to exercise, but after a few days, I’d do some kind of exercise after the warmup anyway, just because I felt so damn good! And yet, the next day, I could still motivate myself easily into the warmup.

It seems that making the workout part of the routine is what is bringing me down. I have to decide what I can do about that. This morning, as I considered it, it occurred that there were only two real options -

  1. Keep on hacking at it, the way I have been (technically, do nothing) – yeah… and what do I expect from that? Will this trend of discontent subside? Ben Franklin taught us the definition of insanity – you’ve probably heard it before: Doing the same thing over and over again, while expecting different results (Paraphrased). I’m not interested in that.

  2. Give up – that’s what my body and mind are telling me to do, at least until I overcome them and get my warmup going.

  3. Change it up! That’s what has been working for me so far, so that’s probably the answer for me now. The only question is… what change?

So, instead of hopping up and starting my warmup… I delayed. I don’t like to do that, because far too often, if I put off my warmup, my workout is at risk of not getting accomplished that day. But today it was necessary. I needed a plan of change. I examined the issue at hand – I don’t want to exercise. I’d rather lay around for a while, like I used to, back when I ALWAYS felt shitty.

Well, that’s the other side of the issue, isn’t it? If I do what my body, or maybe, what my id is telling me to do, I have to deal with the consequences, and I have no intention of ever having to deal with those consequences again. I’d rather get rich, marry a gold-digger, get divorced, lose all my money, and die in abject poverty, than to go through all this crap again. At least I’ll die a healthy man.

I needed to examine my thoughts, either aloud or on paper. My handwriting is for crap and there were people around, so I typed up my thoughts and organized them a bit. What I came up with is my change – a mantra. Every morning, before I even get off the couch, I’m going to read this aloud, until it’s committed to memory, at which point I’ll recite it.

My Mantra

I’m tired and I’m bitchy and I DON’T want to exercise.

I’m sore and I’m sleepy and I just don’t want to!

But if I don’t exercise, I’ll continue to feel like shit,

and I won’t lose weight; I’ll end up gaining it back.

And if I just warm up, stretch and loosen up,

I’ll be awake, feel better, and I’ll WANT to exercise.

I just need a cup of coffee first.

And, of course, the next step is a nice “cuppa” (coffee). And next? You guessed it! A nap! Hahaha, after my cup, I ended up taking my setup (laptop – for music, quart jar of ice water, aluminum pitcher of ice water) outside and set it up in the bed of my truck. It’s so nice out these days, I need to take advantage of it.

So, I mentioned I’m in training. It’s true. Recently I linked to a post from SheBANGS’s blog last week; she’d been thinking of doing a mud run, but it turns out she can’t. Instead, she’s doing a 5k called “Run for Your Lives!”, which is a zombie themed race, complete with zombies chasing and obstacles to complete. The zombies attack you by taking a flag off of the flag belt you have to wear. If you lose all of your flags, you become a zombie when you finish the race.

I had been toying with the idea of taking part, as I’ve been toying with the idea of doing a mud run, or, at the very least, a 5k walk, for a while. Saturday, as I was preparing to leave for my night of imbibery, I got a call from my health coach, Dr. Eeks. She was catching up with me and in talking, I’d asked if she’d seen the link that talked about the “zombie run”. I told her about it, and she was seriously excited. I asked if she wanted to enter it with me. SUPER excited! I looked up the locations and found that there’s one in Baltimore, MD in October. We are now committed to this. Which means that at the VERY least, I have to be able to walk 3.1(ish) miles. This is not my new goal. I believe that in order to be able to do something well, you have to TRAIN to do more than that.

For example – consider the actors in a one-night performance. Do they rehearse once? Do they rehearse once a day? No – their rehearsals tend to last longer than the hour or so that the actual play will. In truth, if they want to be good, they rehearse all day long, until they are ready to do it once, correctly.

So, I believe I have to work myself up to at LEAST 5 miles. My goal is to able to walk the 5k without killing myself (figuratively speaking). If it turns out I can run or even jog, great, I’ll do that. But that’s not the goal. Anything over the goal is bonus. I don’t even care if I end the race as a human or a zombie. I don’t even care if I get through the obstacles or not. This is my starting point. And it’s going to be a fun one!

So, for the next few months or so, you may get a little sick of hearing about this damn 5k, but if you’re up for it, and don’t mind traveling to MD, you can join Dr. Eeks and I. I’m already talking to one person who says he’s interested in taking part, and is determined to be ready by October. Anyone else that wants in is welcome. Maybe we can even qualify for a nice hotel discount!

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Not much to say about today’s workout. I did it. Not sure how long I went, probably not as long as before though. I will say this, I did it all outside! It was kind of neat – my folks have a nice long driveway that widens up by the house. That allowed me to do my walking laps (that I usually do around the inside of the house) up and down the long path. My “in place” exercises were done next to the truck (for balance, when needed) and the walking exercises were done back and forth across the wide portion, by the house.

No music today – I listened, but didn’t make note of what the songs were.

TODAY’S SPECIALS

A favorite blog of mine, Natural Knowledge 24/7, wrote a great blog post about exercises that are effective at building your energy.

Another blog I regularly read, by SheBANGS, celebrates some wonderful thinning around her waist! Congratulate this woman, please!

I rarely share a link from The Better Man Project, but that doesn’t mean I don’t read it. It can be very inspirational, but he’s on a far different level than I am. However, I think this post, about not giving up, and using your low points to your advantage, can be of great use to our readers. Enjoy.

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

Both of our beautiful images come from Photobotos today. I need to get working on new image sources, or they’ll all be coming from Photobotos (not that this would be so terrible).

All that’s missing among these horses is the cherry tree.

This photo makes me think of all kinds of wonderful, calming things.

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!


Apparently, there’s some law that says all bloggers must blog about certain days when they are in the current, prank on April Fools (Perhaps the Beer and Ice Cream Diet will ride again!), and blah, blah, blah (Save the Life of My Child!). Well, because I’m a wordy bastard, I will say this much about today:

“Ides” is an early label that signifies division – equal division, so that there are two halves.

Months were once built around phases of the moon, and a full moon was called the ides, because the full moon is in the middle of the lunar cycle.

In the Roman culture, two monthly days were called Ides – the 15th of some months, and the 13th of some months – interesting that one of the few days more ominous than today is Friday the 13th!

Why was the Ides so ominous? Why were there such superstitions about the day? Because it was based on the day of the full moon – when everyone goes nuts.

One probably was more likely to get murdered during a full moon than any other time, just because of the effect a full moon has on people in general (notice that the word “lunatic” is rooted in the word “lunar” – for moon).

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Today’s workout was just a stretch and warmup, with a small amount of exercise to follow. In the past week, I’ve had to deal with some issues and working out has been put on the back burner. I’ve already mentioned the reasons in the preceding blog posts (of which there were very few over the past week and a half) so I’ll spare you a repetition of the excuses. This blog is, after all, about few things – losing weight being chief among them; excuses – just the opposite.

WEEKLY WEIGH-IN

Just hopped on the scale. I’m maintaining at 456.6 lbs. Since the “shit hit the fan” (so to speak) last week, I’ve essentially put 7 pounds back on. Unimportant. The important thing is that despite the issues I had to deal with, I still ate healthy, and was as active as I could be under the circumstances. Because of that, I’m in a far better position to hop back on than I could be.

I know a lot of people hate plateaus. Not me, in fact, because of the negativity associated with the label, you generally won’t see that word used much by me. You’re welcome to use any word you like, of course, but I think the label “maintain” allows one to appreciate and respect what a plateau is and should be – welcome and healthy, as opposed to what most people view it as – not a plateau at all, but simply more of an uphill battle.

Stay tuned in the near future for a blog post about plateaus!

TODAY’S SPECIAL

Let me tell you – I have a LOT to choose from today, and really, for the next week or so. I’ll try to keep it down to three daily, and I’ll make sure at least one of them is from the current day.

In the ongoing story of SheBANGS’s weight loss, we are treated to a brief tale of motivation and discussion of two different types of events that make running fun! One includes zombies!

Natural Knowledge 24/7 shares the top ten cancer risk foods.

Also from SheBANGS come a list that ALL OF YOU SHOULD LOOK AT! This is a great reference tool for ANYONE trying to lose weight!

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

The same problem I had with the specials today I also have with today’s image. So, for the next few days or so, we’ll be putting up at least 2 different images. Hey, if I get some positive feedback about it, I may even consider keeping it that way.

I’ve been wanting to put this one up since the blog posts feel by the wayside, so I’ve been saving it for my return. Take a good look, it’s quite impressive. Especially the fish.

And now, something for our mascot, Buddha!

Not my best day


I don’t have much to share with you today, because, for me, today only started a few hours ago. I had trouble sleeping last night, in the house, down in the basement, outside in my truck… I was very, very hot. Uncomfortably so, in the house. Even down in the basement, where it is fairly cool, I felt too warm. Finally I went out to my truck and tried to sleep there.

The coolness was a relief, but I really didn’t get a lot of sleep. Finally (after midnight, sometime), I realized that it’s the first of the month, which means I have a little money, so I went down to the Wawa and got some cigarettes, and an iced coffee (with milk) at the Dunkin’ Donuts.

It’s nice that I can live in the middle of nowhere, but still get coffee and smokes in the middle of the night, when I feel like crap, with no more than a 5 minute drive.

So, I got a few winks in just before daybreak, and woke up shortly after Dawn. I decided to go inside and see about some breakfast. I was a little surprised I hadn’t eaten anything the night before, but I guess I just didn’t feel very hungry. I tried making myself some egg whites, and ate them, but I didn’t feel up to doing anything else. Oddly enough, I felt like sleeping. Of course, I’d basically been up all night. I guess morning is the time when a pseudo-insomniac is finally able to fulfill the need of sleep.

And I didn’t wake up until damm near three in the afternoon.

The good news is that I followed my waking up with a workout! I want that karaoke night at Bennigan’s next month, dammit!

Other than that, like I said above, I don’t have much else to tell you. I ended up making myself a second breakfast after the full half hour workout and my cooldown. Make sure to keep reading, though, because I am going to dissect my workout for you, and there are some GREAT resources for you in Today’s Special. And naturally, there’s Something Beautiful as well, to help keep this blog classy.

Ciao

 

MY WORKOUT

 

So, I promised, above, that I’d break down my workout for you, today, so you can get an idea of how it’s evolved, so far. I’ll point out how recent most of the additions are, from the simple warmup that I was originally doing.

The warmup itself hasn’t changed much. I don’t time it anymore, I just put on the music and start stretching. That takes between five and ten minutes. I will be putting up videos of that, but first I need help with that – I’ll let you know when it happens.

Once the stretching is done, I go to work on the joints, loosening them up (and you funny folk out there, {like me}, I don’t need your help “smokin’ the joints”!), top to bottom. That also takes at least 5 minutes, probably not much more than 10. I would say overall, my total warmup, including the stretches, is taking around 15-20 minutes. Also, I sometimes do this multiple times a day, though the secondary and especially third time doing it are a bit shorter.

From there, I look at the clock. While I’m doing that, I put my hands on the counter and start pumping my legs up and down, to get ready, and relieve my back a little bit. When the clock reaches a 5 or 10 (let’s say 9:15 – that’s the clock reaching a 5, 10:50 – that’s a 10), I figure out what time it will be in a half hour and start my workout by walking around the house 6 times. It’s actually supposed to be 5 times, but I want to add on to it, and I’m doing so slowly, by adding a sixth lap on at the end.

The first set of laps around the house is uneventful. I start at whatever pace I feel like and pick it up by the end of the sixth lap. That’s where I start doing low blocks. Now, originally, I would do a combination of blocks and punches in place. 10 low blocks, 10 punches, 10 high blocks, etc… Then I added on, doing just ten of one type of block, and ten punches/double punches/ triple punches, chops, etc… and then I would walk around the house again, coming back to the counter for more blocks and punches.

It evolved into doing a set of 20 blocks and a set of 20 punches, followed by more laps around the house. Then, I started doing a set of blocks, a set of punches, and a set of blocks, 20 each set, before doing another set of laps around the house.

Eventually, I started working on the laps. I got up to doing 5 laps per set of laps. Then I made the first lap just a walking lap, and on the second I would do walking blocks. The third lap is just walking, and the fourth would be blocks or punches, and I recently change it so that the 4th lap (punches) is actually going up and down the stairs once. That means no punching lap, but I get more out of it. And the 5th lap is just walking again.

Once I get back to the counter, my upper back is usually a little sore, so I put my elbows and forearms on the counter, resting my upper body weight, while pumping my legs. When my upper back is relieved, I change the position so that my hands are on the counter and I keep an eye on the clock. When the minute changes, I start with whatever block I’m on (lower, upper, inner or outer block).

Very recently I’ve made more changes to this section. Once I got up to a set of blocks, set of punches, and a set of blocks, I started doing just one set of blocks, in place, followed by doing those blocks in motion, back and forth across the house. Then I do a block of in place punches (this means the feet don’t move), followed by a block of moving punches (meaning the feet move one step per punch).

This turned into three – 1 set in place blocks, 1 set moving blocks; 1 set in place punches, 1 set moving; 1 set in place blocks, 1 set moving. (This is dull, isn’t it?)

Today, I upped it again, by bumping the number up to four – alternating with blocks first (1 set in place, 1 set moving) then punches, then blocks again, and punches at the end.

What’s interesting is that I’m still pretty ready to stop after 30 minutes, so, I do. I take Buddha, our mascot, out for our cooldown walk, and then sit down on the porch for a bit, relaxing, and sometimes throwing the ball for Buddha (who, for new readers, is our puppy).

Part of the reason I wrote all this down is for me, as well as for you. As for what you get out of it – you get to see what I mean by making small changes. Also, there’s a lot I’ve left out, like what I initially tried with certain additions – instead I’ve just told you what I settled on for each change. An example – I originally decided I’d do two runs up and down the stairs, back to back, at the end of each set of walking laps. That means 5 laps around the house, then up and down the stairs twice. Yeah, right. I can just hear Bill Cosby doing Moses now – riiiiiiiiiight! So, I played with it and tweaked it, during that workout, and over the past few days, to the point where I am satisfied with the change I’ve made.

 

TODAY’S SPECIAL

First two links: We all have those moments, when we had no intention of making complete asses of ourselves, but somehow or another, we managed to push that “ass” button, and we’ve suddenly grown long gray ears and a tail, and are suffering from severe depression, just like Eeyore, the first emo. But it’s not so bad, and if we’re not too self-centered, we can sit back and laugh.

Speaking of depression, one thing that can trigger if, when we suffer, is disappointment. You expected something great, you’d built yourself up for it, and suddenly, everything falls apart. You did your part, but it turns out that wasn’t good enough. It can be enough to turn a person self-destructive, but it doesn’t have to be. Here’s the story of one lady that wouldn’t let it bring her down.

Finally, March 1st is National Peanut Butter day! Nothing like delicious protein! Just make sure you measure it out, my fellow Dammers, if you are hoping to lose weight.

 

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

 

Today’s image comes from Ahmad Budiman and is titled “Children at Play”.

It’s WEIGH-DAY!


It’s Weigh-Day, Weigh-Day, step on a scale it’s Weigh-Day, everybody’s looking forward to the readout, readout… Sorry.

Without further ado, today’s weigh-in revealed… 450 pounds!

That’s 110 pounds down from the highest weight I’ve been – 560. It’s also more than a hundred pounds over the weight that I started at this past summer. It’s has other significance as well – In November, when I had dropped below 500 pounds, I decided that if I could get down between 440 and 450 by mid-April, I’d put the bariatric surgery off indefinitely. And I didn’t even get close, I’d put all my efforts into getting the surgery as quickly as possible.

Now it’s the day before March and I’m a month and a half ahead of schedule! That means the surgery is off for the time being. My efforts will continue to be focused on weight loss, and I’m making another goal – I want to be down to 400 pounds by the first day of Summer. If I make it, the surgery stays off. As for not making it, I’ll have to evaluate that when the Summer solstice comes around. If I’m reasonably close to the goal, I’ll give myself extra time, but if I’m not even reasonably near the goal by then? Time to get back into this surgery business.

Speaking of goals, I recently promised that there would be a new page, for my goals, as well as a blog post to introduce them. That would be this post. The goals page will have both long term and short term goals, along with deadlines where applicable. Lastly, there will be an incentive section, on that page as well.

I could use your help with that last section. I came up with one, but would welcome any suggestions for future incentives. Mind you, though it may not need to be said, that food is not a suitable reward. Neither is something that I won’t enjoy, like extra exercise. Not saying I don’t get some enjoyment out of my morning workouts, and I’m not going to shy away an incentive simply because there’s exertion involved.

Money is currently an issue. I’m currently living on limited means. Any reward I might make to myself needs to be a cheap one. If you think of something, feel free to let me know, or you can leave it in the comments.

GOALS

Long Term

Reach my healthy BMI range.

Help a hundred people lose over 100 pounds (each).

 

Short Term

Reach 400 pounds.

Workout every day in March – 30 min each day. No “just a warmup day”s.

Make and keep a schedule

 

Deadlines

400 pounds – by the 1st day of Summer.

 

Incentives

If I go the entire month of March without skipping a workout, go to Bennigan’s for karaoke night in April.

 

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Redneck Yacht Club – Craig Morgan

Gear Jammer – George Thorogood

Standing on the Corner (Watching All the Girls Go By) – Dean Martin

I Got Everything I Need (Almost) – The Blues Brothers

Get Up Stand Up – Bob Marley

Santeria – Sublime

A Matter of Trust – Billy Joel

Africa (By Toto) – BYU’s Vocal Point

Drug Store Truck Drivin’ Man – Joan Baez

 

Not sure if I mentioned it, but Sunday I only did the warmup, because I’d done a lot on Saturday. Monday and Tuesday I worked out but got interrupted before the half-hour was up. Today I faced another interruption, but chose to take the cooldown walk with Buddha, our mascot, anyway.

Today’s total is 10 min warmup, 20 min workout, 10 min cooldown. As you can see, above, I’ve set a goal to workout each day. I don’t think I’d have been as quick to quit the workout before I took a day off. So, this coming month – no skipsies! If I need to keep a workout short, I’ll go with that, but, I’m also committing to follow the following – if my workout is interrupted I’ll either finish as soon as the interruption is covered or make it up later in the day.

TODAY’S SPECIAL

I’ve made multiple mentions of bariatric surgery today. I also came across a blog written by someone who has had the surgery. It’s a frank piece on the benefits of surgery, along with the downsides. It does its best to make it clear that this is not “an easy way out” and should be considered a last resort.

NaturalKnowledge247 wrote a great blog today about natural therapies.

SheBANGS wrote a post that we could all benefit from, about thinking positive.

 

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

Finally, here’s a great photo called “The Polar Express”, to celebrate the days we’ll be leaving behind!

WELCOME BACK!


It’s Monday and the long, dreary weekend is over! I know, that probably sounds a little funny, but a blog gets neglected on the weekend, I’ve noticed. The writers don’t want to spend too much time on it (I certainly don’t) because it’s the weekend! Time to get out and do things! Readers don’t have much time to read, for the same reasons. So, the workweek is when a blog thrives… at least, that’s my experience.

 

My weekend was fairly eventful. Saturday took a lot of work, for me. I started with my stretch/warmup, 30 minute workout, and a cooldown outside. Shortly after that, I had to go down to the local dump, where I noticed that over by the area where we’re supposed to dump our living waste (tree limbs and the like) someone had dumped all their future compost in the area where you’re supposed to park, instead of properly disposing of the waste (by carrying it or throwing it to big pile of plants, dirt, tree limbs, etc…).

I’ve been keeping my eye out for opportunities to add exercise into my day, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity – get some exercise, and do good for others while I’m at it. Who could ask for a better opportunity? So I got to work on that, and was quickly helped by another that was dumping off some of his vegetative waste. We got to talking and had a great conversation while we cleared the branches from the parking area and threw them up on top of the pile, where they’re supposed to go.

I’d stopped on my way in to the dump at a less used area to do some quick stretches before getting started. That area was LOADED with TVs, stereos, cable boxes, DVD players, etc… I kept thinking that the local thrift shops would LOVE to show up and go through these. So, on my way out, I talked to the guy that runs the on site operations and asked his permission to have some thrift shop people come out. What he told me was a little bit of a shock – apparently, trash is only allowed to come in to the dump, not go out. I asked him if this was a state rule or a local one. Of course it turns out to be local. Apparently the township and/or the person in charge of our dump (his boss) don’t want to risk the chance that someone might make a buck or two off of anything that’s brought in. Profit or Non-Profit. So, I’ll be writing our local paper’s “Ben Column” (the first step to getting anything done around here) about the matter, to see if our township would like to change its mind about donations. And if they don’t – time to address the council in person.

Saturday evening, the young lady that we helped move into our home last week got a new bed for her room. That had to be brought in, so I got some exercise out of that too. Of course, when Sunday morning came around, I really felt like taking it easy, so I did my stretch/warmup and very little else.
I had posted what I thought was a pretty obvious joke on Saturday, with the purposes of using it to illustrate many of the crap diets out there, which list some fad diets among their ranks. Fad diet or not, they all end up smelling pretty rank. If you go back and read it, I hope you get a laugh out of it. I also hope you read Sunday’s article, which takes it apart and shows you what you look for whenever you see such a diet.

I had something of a masterpiece, something that could possibly have been this site’s mission statement ready to post for Friday, but it was lost. So, I had to start all over again and have had something of a busy weekend. You’ll be seeing that post within the next day or so, hopefully.

 

Another piece of news is that on Sunday I visited an old friend of mine, one whom I know is obese and is unhappy with it. I spent the afternoon, yesterday, with her and her family, talking about her weight and health issues, among many other things (we both have ADD). I offered to show her what I’ve done that is giving me the most success in losing weight, feeling better, making myself happy, and making myself believe that I can get down to a normal, healthy weight.

She had expressed a concern about “big bones”, that perhaps when she gets down to her normal BMI, her bones might make her body look awkward. I wish I knew enough to settle her worries with confidence. Instead, I could only tell her what I know, what I think, and what I believe.

I KNOW that the human body is designed to adapt and repair – adapt to the conditions we put it through and repair the damage that we do to it. Bones mend on their own, as a new acquaintance of mine has pointed out, Doctors just put a cast on them and set them so the bones will repair themselves properly.

The same acquaintance is a scientist who studies and experiments with Spinal Cord Injury. He is convinced that the spinal cord is capable of repairing itself as well, we just need to learn how to help it, how to facilitate its work.

So, that’s great and all, but WHAT’S THE POINT? If our bones can fuse themselves back together after we’ve broken them, if our spinal cord can perform similarly, and if our bones can grow to better support an obese (or in my case, super obese) body, then I THINK… perhaps they’re capable of shrinking once we’ve gone back to a healthy weight. It probably won’t happen right away, but I BELIEVE that if you give them time, maybe a year, maybe two, they will adapt and you won’t look awful. And if I’m wrong, and it makes that much of a difference to you, you can always adjust your weight so that you appear normal, just so long as you’re healthy!

 

TODAY’S WORKOUT

 

After my warmup, I did 25 minutes followed by a short cooldown inside. My workout was interrupted by a jealous dog (Snickerdoodle the Great) who chose to take a dump in my path (causing me to have to stop my workout to clean it up – I decided I’d already done about twenty-five minutes, I’d just do a few more laps around the inside and call it quits), apparently hoping I would think it was the puppy (who had been in my sight too long to have been the culprit). Snick is an older dog and almost never does this, so my first instinct was to look at the puppy, but as I looked at it, I realized two things – First, the puppy was just looking at it, not cowering or anything. Usually, when she did it, she knows she did wrong. Secondly, this was my third lap in the house! I’d just walked by this spot twice and it had been shit free! And since she’d been with me the entire three laps, it couldn’t have been her.

 

Then, when I called Snicker, she was a no-show. So… this exercise thing seems to really be causing more conflict between Snickerdoodle the Great, and our mascot, Buddha the Puppy. I’ve tried exercising with Snick, but she really isn’t interested that much. She gets bored watching me work and goes away. But if she finds out I’ve got that puppy watching me, stretching as I stretch, moving back and forth with me, and around the house, she gets terribly mad.

 

The other day, I called Snick down for my workout, because it was her day to go outside with me when I’m done. I got done the workout and called Snick, but she was either napping or just couldn’t be bothered, but there was the puppy, so I snuck her collar and leash on and quietly took her outside. We walked around the big vegetable patch and when we turned the corner to come back to the house, there was Snickerdoodle (she knows how to open the door to let herself out, if it’s unlocked, but not to get in), at the end of the row, with fire in her eyes. She seemed to be saying “You CHEATED!!!” It was just the funniest thing I’ve seen all week, and as soon I started laughing, she came running with her tail wagging. At least there’s that.

 

Here’s today’s workout lineup

 

What’s the Frequency, Kenneth? – REM

Only the Good Die Young – Billy Joel

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown – Jim Croce

One of these Days – Jill Sobule

Random – Lady Sovereign

Losing my Religion – REM

Heroes – Jill Sobule

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces – Ben Folds Five

Wild Thing – Tone Loc

Dammit Janet – Rocky Horror soundtrack

Shut Up and Dance – Aerosmith

Laid – James

Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen

Feels So Good – Chuck Mangione

 

TODAY’S SPECIAL

 

The first special comes from The Better Man Project. It’s a nice inspirational piece. Especially if you turn on the music at the top (“Meet Joe Black” Theme) to listen to while you read.

 

I mentioned a blog post written by NeuroVantage up above. I think it’s a great read and can give a little more background on what I wrote above.

 

NaturalKnowledge247 put up a great post a few days ago about weight-gain/loss and aging, along with some foods that can help slow down Father Time’s process. Enjoy!

 

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

 

Some of you may have noticed that I more or less use a default blog for this section, because there’s always a new gorgeous photo there every day. However, some photos aren’t quite as bright and sunny as others. Some of their photos are still beautiful, but dark and somber. I like them, but I want to give you something that will inspire you to get up and go do something!

 

Today, the “Something Beautiful” that I bring you is from Adele Haberland, someone I went to High School with, who has always had great artistic talent, in many fields. On her site, her photos are divided into categories. I’m sending you to the “Nature” section, but there are others, and there is some breathtaking shots in each collection.

 

 

That’s about all for today, stay tuned, because I really believe this blog will turn into something great.

 

Illegitimi non carborundum

 

 

Run Your Own Race


Last night was tough for me. I kept trying to find diversions, but I was having a lot of problems with depression. So far, the antidepressants I’ve been prescribed haven’t seemed to do anything noticeable for me. On the other hand, they don’t seem to be making things worse (like the first ones I was put on), so…

Exercise seems to be the one of the few things that really makes me feel good these days – one of the only lasting fixes, that is. I guess that makes me lucky… some people haven’t found anything to relieve them. Unfortunately, when I feel like I have to get away from what’s bringing me down and getting me upset, and I go to the park and try to walk it off, I find that I’m making things worse, because I’m not just suffering depression by that point, I’m having an anxiety attack. I didn’t realize that until this past weekend, and it’s a good thing I did. Now I’m paying more attention to that, making sure that I know what I need to remedy before I try.

So, I went to bed feeling lousy. I know, they say never to go to bed mad (actually, that’s usually advice for couples, but I’ve heard it applied to the single person as well. Supposedly it’s unhealthy, but I find it’s better to try to sleep when I’m feeling crappy at night. At some point I’m going to want to sleep, anyway, and if I try to cure myself by working out, then I’ll have all kinds of energy keeping me up all damn night. Not good. On the other hand, if I just go to bed and get some sleep, I usually find I’ll feel better by morning.

This morning was no exception. I did feel better. In fact, it wasn’t a good twenty minutes until I even thought about how I felt the night before. And it was probably about 45 minutes before it really started to set in and I was feeling like shit again. Finally, after a little over an hour, I found that I was trying to talk myself out of working out! Well, I knew that wasn’t going to do me any good, and if I wanted to break the funk, I needed a warmup. As you can see above, I got my ten minutes in, along with another 30, before going outside for a cool-down. After that, I felt great. It’s been hours and I’m still feeling pretty good.

Granted, when the door to one of the kitchen drawers fell off, just from me opening it, that didn’t help matters, but frankly, that’s a trivial thing. I couldn’t have done anything to stop that, and I imagine a wood epoxy will put things to rights. I got some of the cursing out of my system and went about making my breakfast.

Now, to get to the title. When we were children, we were told the story of the rabbit and the hare. The point, or moral, we were told, was that “slow and steady wins the race”. No… slow and steady might win a race or two – especially if you’re racing against some jackrabbit that decides it’s so far ahead of you, it might as well take a nap before crossing the finish line – but if you watch the summer Olympics, you’ll notice that slow and steady doesn’t even QUALIFY for the race!

But, of course, we don’t tell children the truth, because they’re not capable of the deep understanding that we adults are. Actually, depending on the age of the child, I imagine they are quite capable of understanding many a thing which might surprise us; the real problem is a certain area in which WE, the adults, lack. A child may have a shorter attention span that we do, but patience THEY GOT. They’ll ask questions until they’ve forgotten what they’re asking questions about, or we just… run out of patience with them. And what do we do then? Lie, usually.

What, you might ask, IS the moral of the Tortoise and the Hare? It’s as simple as this: Run your own Race. Of course, that does recommend a lot of independence. Perhaps that’s why we keep it from the children.

So, what does that mean, anyway? Run your own race? Whose race WOULD you run, otherwise? Well, yes, what I’m saying is whatever it is you’re doing, you have to make it your own. You can’t go using another person’s diet to run your race, not unless you adapt it to your needs and make it work for you. When it comes to weight loss, your race should be like a fingerprint – similar in some ways, but so unmatched that the world has come to the conclusion that there are no two alike.

If you think I’m talking out of my rear-end, let me explain something – I never really found success with weight-loss until I actually started running my own race. I don’t even think I knew how to, at least not when it came to losing weight. I’d try this diet and that, this exercise program and that. And I would keep the deviations VERY slight. After all, how can the program work if you won’t follow the instructions?

The program that I follow now is based on a framework that Dr. Eeks presented to me (and a million thanks to you, E!), which has been tweaked in divers ways, as I saw need, and sometimes, at Erin’s suggestion. Anything that works, stays; if it doesn’t, goodbye!

When other people start waxing eloquent about what you ought to be doing, or how something that works for you “is really bad for you and you should stop right away!”, keep this in mind – if you want to give them control of your race, and let them run part of it for you, fine. But if you want to run your own race, don’t worry about them. Most people know they don’t know what they are talking about but still talk about it anyway.

Think about that for a second… how many times a day do you witness that? How many times a day are you guilty of the same? As Ron Bennington would say, “It don’t make you a bad person.” In fact, it might indicate the opposite, since we usually do that because we’re TRYING to understand what we’re talking about, and sharing what we’ve come across with others. The intention is to learn and share information, but the result is often an unhappy one.

The best solution to that is to thank the person for their advice and then go about running your own race. If you don’t feel like it will work for you, and what it would replace is already working well, then what’s the point? This is especially true when the person advising you isn’t even drawing from his own experience. He heard about someone else’s race, and now he wants you to run that race! That’s 3rd person don’t-give-a-damn!

If someone tells you the race is over, do you stop, or keep going? Well, you’re giving control of your race over to someone else if you stop. Until you cross that finish line, your race isn’t over, and don’t let anyone tell you it is.

Don’t just run your own race, but run it at your own pace. Who cares if you don’t beat the other runners? This is YOUR race you’re running. If someone puts hurdles in front of you, and you’re not ready to jump hurdles yet, go around.

Is that enough metaphors? I’ll paraphrase one from my father as well: “The race doesn’t go to the fastest, it goes to the determined.” Or, to put it in Galaxy Quest terms, “Never give up! Never surrender!

Today’s Workout

Fever - Aerosmith
Jackson Cannery - Ben Folds Five
Itsy Bitsy Spider - Carly Simon
Jumpin' Jive - Joe Jackson
SOS - Brosnan & Streep
Take On Me (A Capella Tribute) - BYU's Vocal Point
Flip, Flop and Fly - Blues Brothers
Vrbana Bridge - Jill Sobule
Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith
Dancing in the Streets - Bowie and Jagger
One Love - Bob Marley
Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane

Total – 30 min. Not bad,  especially since that doesn’t count the warmup or cooldown. Just have to do this every day, now.

If the above confuses you, see the end of yesterday’s post.

TODAY’S SPECIAL… IS SEX!

Well, more specifically, it’s a blog post from Natural Knowledge 24/7, and it’s all about aphrodisiacs. What’s that? Aphrodisiacs are a myth? The hell, you say! Well, maybe stuff like “Rhino Horn” and “Horny Goat Weed”, yeah, I’ll grant you… and oysters… oh wait, oysters are actually on that list. And there’s scientific reasoning for it!

Guys, want to eat something that releases an odorless hormone through your sweat and turns women on? Turns out it’s one of my favorite vegetables… this may answer a few questions about me that Mark Franzeo has had for years! Check the blog post out, and you’ll be a regular Svengali in no time!

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

I saw this photo this morning and realized that my idea I had of writing about my philosophy (RYOR) was meant to be. You can call it a coincidence if you like, I call it kismet. And the fact that this photo could be the most normal thing Dali ever came up with doesn’t hurt, either.

That’s it for today! Come back tomorrow for more!