BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!


Apparently, there’s some law that says all bloggers must blog about certain days when they are in the current, prank on April Fools (Perhaps the Beer and Ice Cream Diet will ride again!), and blah, blah, blah (Save the Life of My Child!). Well, because I’m a wordy bastard, I will say this much about today:

“Ides” is an early label that signifies division – equal division, so that there are two halves.

Months were once built around phases of the moon, and a full moon was called the ides, because the full moon is in the middle of the lunar cycle.

In the Roman culture, two monthly days were called Ides – the 15th of some months, and the 13th of some months – interesting that one of the few days more ominous than today is Friday the 13th!

Why was the Ides so ominous? Why were there such superstitions about the day? Because it was based on the day of the full moon – when everyone goes nuts.

One probably was more likely to get murdered during a full moon than any other time, just because of the effect a full moon has on people in general (notice that the word “lunatic” is rooted in the word “lunar” – for moon).

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Today’s workout was just a stretch and warmup, with a small amount of exercise to follow. In the past week, I’ve had to deal with some issues and working out has been put on the back burner. I’ve already mentioned the reasons in the preceding blog posts (of which there were very few over the past week and a half) so I’ll spare you a repetition of the excuses. This blog is, after all, about few things – losing weight being chief among them; excuses – just the opposite.

WEEKLY WEIGH-IN

Just hopped on the scale. I’m maintaining at 456.6 lbs. Since the “shit hit the fan” (so to speak) last week, I’ve essentially put 7 pounds back on. Unimportant. The important thing is that despite the issues I had to deal with, I still ate healthy, and was as active as I could be under the circumstances. Because of that, I’m in a far better position to hop back on than I could be.

I know a lot of people hate plateaus. Not me, in fact, because of the negativity associated with the label, you generally won’t see that word used much by me. You’re welcome to use any word you like, of course, but I think the label “maintain” allows one to appreciate and respect what a plateau is and should be – welcome and healthy, as opposed to what most people view it as – not a plateau at all, but simply more of an uphill battle.

Stay tuned in the near future for a blog post about plateaus!

TODAY’S SPECIAL

Let me tell you – I have a LOT to choose from today, and really, for the next week or so. I’ll try to keep it down to three daily, and I’ll make sure at least one of them is from the current day.

In the ongoing story of SheBANGS’s weight loss, we are treated to a brief tale of motivation and discussion of two different types of events that make running fun! One includes zombies!

Natural Knowledge 24/7 shares the top ten cancer risk foods.

Also from SheBANGS come a list that ALL OF YOU SHOULD LOOK AT! This is a great reference tool for ANYONE trying to lose weight!

SOME THINGS BEAUTIFUL

The same problem I had with the specials today I also have with today’s image. So, for the next few days or so, we’ll be putting up at least 2 different images. Hey, if I get some positive feedback about it, I may even consider keeping it that way.

I’ve been wanting to put this one up since the blog posts feel by the wayside, so I’ve been saving it for my return. Take a good look, it’s quite impressive. Especially the fish.

And now, something for our mascot, Buddha!

Not my best day


I don’t have much to share with you today, because, for me, today only started a few hours ago. I had trouble sleeping last night, in the house, down in the basement, outside in my truck… I was very, very hot. Uncomfortably so, in the house. Even down in the basement, where it is fairly cool, I felt too warm. Finally I went out to my truck and tried to sleep there.

The coolness was a relief, but I really didn’t get a lot of sleep. Finally (after midnight, sometime), I realized that it’s the first of the month, which means I have a little money, so I went down to the Wawa and got some cigarettes, and an iced coffee (with milk) at the Dunkin’ Donuts.

It’s nice that I can live in the middle of nowhere, but still get coffee and smokes in the middle of the night, when I feel like crap, with no more than a 5 minute drive.

So, I got a few winks in just before daybreak, and woke up shortly after Dawn. I decided to go inside and see about some breakfast. I was a little surprised I hadn’t eaten anything the night before, but I guess I just didn’t feel very hungry. I tried making myself some egg whites, and ate them, but I didn’t feel up to doing anything else. Oddly enough, I felt like sleeping. Of course, I’d basically been up all night. I guess morning is the time when a pseudo-insomniac is finally able to fulfill the need of sleep.

And I didn’t wake up until damm near three in the afternoon.

The good news is that I followed my waking up with a workout! I want that karaoke night at Bennigan’s next month, dammit!

Other than that, like I said above, I don’t have much else to tell you. I ended up making myself a second breakfast after the full half hour workout and my cooldown. Make sure to keep reading, though, because I am going to dissect my workout for you, and there are some GREAT resources for you in Today’s Special. And naturally, there’s Something Beautiful as well, to help keep this blog classy.

Ciao

 

MY WORKOUT

 

So, I promised, above, that I’d break down my workout for you, today, so you can get an idea of how it’s evolved, so far. I’ll point out how recent most of the additions are, from the simple warmup that I was originally doing.

The warmup itself hasn’t changed much. I don’t time it anymore, I just put on the music and start stretching. That takes between five and ten minutes. I will be putting up videos of that, but first I need help with that – I’ll let you know when it happens.

Once the stretching is done, I go to work on the joints, loosening them up (and you funny folk out there, {like me}, I don’t need your help “smokin’ the joints”!), top to bottom. That also takes at least 5 minutes, probably not much more than 10. I would say overall, my total warmup, including the stretches, is taking around 15-20 minutes. Also, I sometimes do this multiple times a day, though the secondary and especially third time doing it are a bit shorter.

From there, I look at the clock. While I’m doing that, I put my hands on the counter and start pumping my legs up and down, to get ready, and relieve my back a little bit. When the clock reaches a 5 or 10 (let’s say 9:15 – that’s the clock reaching a 5, 10:50 – that’s a 10), I figure out what time it will be in a half hour and start my workout by walking around the house 6 times. It’s actually supposed to be 5 times, but I want to add on to it, and I’m doing so slowly, by adding a sixth lap on at the end.

The first set of laps around the house is uneventful. I start at whatever pace I feel like and pick it up by the end of the sixth lap. That’s where I start doing low blocks. Now, originally, I would do a combination of blocks and punches in place. 10 low blocks, 10 punches, 10 high blocks, etc… Then I added on, doing just ten of one type of block, and ten punches/double punches/ triple punches, chops, etc… and then I would walk around the house again, coming back to the counter for more blocks and punches.

It evolved into doing a set of 20 blocks and a set of 20 punches, followed by more laps around the house. Then, I started doing a set of blocks, a set of punches, and a set of blocks, 20 each set, before doing another set of laps around the house.

Eventually, I started working on the laps. I got up to doing 5 laps per set of laps. Then I made the first lap just a walking lap, and on the second I would do walking blocks. The third lap is just walking, and the fourth would be blocks or punches, and I recently change it so that the 4th lap (punches) is actually going up and down the stairs once. That means no punching lap, but I get more out of it. And the 5th lap is just walking again.

Once I get back to the counter, my upper back is usually a little sore, so I put my elbows and forearms on the counter, resting my upper body weight, while pumping my legs. When my upper back is relieved, I change the position so that my hands are on the counter and I keep an eye on the clock. When the minute changes, I start with whatever block I’m on (lower, upper, inner or outer block).

Very recently I’ve made more changes to this section. Once I got up to a set of blocks, set of punches, and a set of blocks, I started doing just one set of blocks, in place, followed by doing those blocks in motion, back and forth across the house. Then I do a block of in place punches (this means the feet don’t move), followed by a block of moving punches (meaning the feet move one step per punch).

This turned into three – 1 set in place blocks, 1 set moving blocks; 1 set in place punches, 1 set moving; 1 set in place blocks, 1 set moving. (This is dull, isn’t it?)

Today, I upped it again, by bumping the number up to four – alternating with blocks first (1 set in place, 1 set moving) then punches, then blocks again, and punches at the end.

What’s interesting is that I’m still pretty ready to stop after 30 minutes, so, I do. I take Buddha, our mascot, out for our cooldown walk, and then sit down on the porch for a bit, relaxing, and sometimes throwing the ball for Buddha (who, for new readers, is our puppy).

Part of the reason I wrote all this down is for me, as well as for you. As for what you get out of it – you get to see what I mean by making small changes. Also, there’s a lot I’ve left out, like what I initially tried with certain additions – instead I’ve just told you what I settled on for each change. An example – I originally decided I’d do two runs up and down the stairs, back to back, at the end of each set of walking laps. That means 5 laps around the house, then up and down the stairs twice. Yeah, right. I can just hear Bill Cosby doing Moses now – riiiiiiiiiight! So, I played with it and tweaked it, during that workout, and over the past few days, to the point where I am satisfied with the change I’ve made.

 

TODAY’S SPECIAL

First two links: We all have those moments, when we had no intention of making complete asses of ourselves, but somehow or another, we managed to push that “ass” button, and we’ve suddenly grown long gray ears and a tail, and are suffering from severe depression, just like Eeyore, the first emo. But it’s not so bad, and if we’re not too self-centered, we can sit back and laugh.

Speaking of depression, one thing that can trigger if, when we suffer, is disappointment. You expected something great, you’d built yourself up for it, and suddenly, everything falls apart. You did your part, but it turns out that wasn’t good enough. It can be enough to turn a person self-destructive, but it doesn’t have to be. Here’s the story of one lady that wouldn’t let it bring her down.

Finally, March 1st is National Peanut Butter day! Nothing like delicious protein! Just make sure you measure it out, my fellow Dammers, if you are hoping to lose weight.

 

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

 

Today’s image comes from Ahmad Budiman and is titled “Children at Play”.

It’s WEIGH-DAY!


It’s Weigh-Day, Weigh-Day, step on a scale it’s Weigh-Day, everybody’s looking forward to the readout, readout… Sorry.

Without further ado, today’s weigh-in revealed… 450 pounds!

That’s 110 pounds down from the highest weight I’ve been – 560. It’s also more than a hundred pounds over the weight that I started at this past summer. It’s has other significance as well – In November, when I had dropped below 500 pounds, I decided that if I could get down between 440 and 450 by mid-April, I’d put the bariatric surgery off indefinitely. And I didn’t even get close, I’d put all my efforts into getting the surgery as quickly as possible.

Now it’s the day before March and I’m a month and a half ahead of schedule! That means the surgery is off for the time being. My efforts will continue to be focused on weight loss, and I’m making another goal – I want to be down to 400 pounds by the first day of Summer. If I make it, the surgery stays off. As for not making it, I’ll have to evaluate that when the Summer solstice comes around. If I’m reasonably close to the goal, I’ll give myself extra time, but if I’m not even reasonably near the goal by then? Time to get back into this surgery business.

Speaking of goals, I recently promised that there would be a new page, for my goals, as well as a blog post to introduce them. That would be this post. The goals page will have both long term and short term goals, along with deadlines where applicable. Lastly, there will be an incentive section, on that page as well.

I could use your help with that last section. I came up with one, but would welcome any suggestions for future incentives. Mind you, though it may not need to be said, that food is not a suitable reward. Neither is something that I won’t enjoy, like extra exercise. Not saying I don’t get some enjoyment out of my morning workouts, and I’m not going to shy away an incentive simply because there’s exertion involved.

Money is currently an issue. I’m currently living on limited means. Any reward I might make to myself needs to be a cheap one. If you think of something, feel free to let me know, or you can leave it in the comments.

GOALS

Long Term

Reach my healthy BMI range.

Help a hundred people lose over 100 pounds (each).

 

Short Term

Reach 400 pounds.

Workout every day in March – 30 min each day. No “just a warmup day”s.

Make and keep a schedule

 

Deadlines

400 pounds – by the 1st day of Summer.

 

Incentives

If I go the entire month of March without skipping a workout, go to Bennigan’s for karaoke night in April.

 

TODAY’S WORKOUT

Redneck Yacht Club – Craig Morgan

Gear Jammer – George Thorogood

Standing on the Corner (Watching All the Girls Go By) – Dean Martin

I Got Everything I Need (Almost) – The Blues Brothers

Get Up Stand Up – Bob Marley

Santeria – Sublime

A Matter of Trust – Billy Joel

Africa (By Toto) – BYU’s Vocal Point

Drug Store Truck Drivin’ Man – Joan Baez

 

Not sure if I mentioned it, but Sunday I only did the warmup, because I’d done a lot on Saturday. Monday and Tuesday I worked out but got interrupted before the half-hour was up. Today I faced another interruption, but chose to take the cooldown walk with Buddha, our mascot, anyway.

Today’s total is 10 min warmup, 20 min workout, 10 min cooldown. As you can see, above, I’ve set a goal to workout each day. I don’t think I’d have been as quick to quit the workout before I took a day off. So, this coming month – no skipsies! If I need to keep a workout short, I’ll go with that, but, I’m also committing to follow the following – if my workout is interrupted I’ll either finish as soon as the interruption is covered or make it up later in the day.

TODAY’S SPECIAL

I’ve made multiple mentions of bariatric surgery today. I also came across a blog written by someone who has had the surgery. It’s a frank piece on the benefits of surgery, along with the downsides. It does its best to make it clear that this is not “an easy way out” and should be considered a last resort.

NaturalKnowledge247 wrote a great blog today about natural therapies.

SheBANGS wrote a post that we could all benefit from, about thinking positive.

 

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

Finally, here’s a great photo called “The Polar Express”, to celebrate the days we’ll be leaving behind!

WELCOME BACK!


It’s Monday and the long, dreary weekend is over! I know, that probably sounds a little funny, but a blog gets neglected on the weekend, I’ve noticed. The writers don’t want to spend too much time on it (I certainly don’t) because it’s the weekend! Time to get out and do things! Readers don’t have much time to read, for the same reasons. So, the workweek is when a blog thrives… at least, that’s my experience.

 

My weekend was fairly eventful. Saturday took a lot of work, for me. I started with my stretch/warmup, 30 minute workout, and a cooldown outside. Shortly after that, I had to go down to the local dump, where I noticed that over by the area where we’re supposed to dump our living waste (tree limbs and the like) someone had dumped all their future compost in the area where you’re supposed to park, instead of properly disposing of the waste (by carrying it or throwing it to big pile of plants, dirt, tree limbs, etc…).

I’ve been keeping my eye out for opportunities to add exercise into my day, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity – get some exercise, and do good for others while I’m at it. Who could ask for a better opportunity? So I got to work on that, and was quickly helped by another that was dumping off some of his vegetative waste. We got to talking and had a great conversation while we cleared the branches from the parking area and threw them up on top of the pile, where they’re supposed to go.

I’d stopped on my way in to the dump at a less used area to do some quick stretches before getting started. That area was LOADED with TVs, stereos, cable boxes, DVD players, etc… I kept thinking that the local thrift shops would LOVE to show up and go through these. So, on my way out, I talked to the guy that runs the on site operations and asked his permission to have some thrift shop people come out. What he told me was a little bit of a shock – apparently, trash is only allowed to come in to the dump, not go out. I asked him if this was a state rule or a local one. Of course it turns out to be local. Apparently the township and/or the person in charge of our dump (his boss) don’t want to risk the chance that someone might make a buck or two off of anything that’s brought in. Profit or Non-Profit. So, I’ll be writing our local paper’s “Ben Column” (the first step to getting anything done around here) about the matter, to see if our township would like to change its mind about donations. And if they don’t – time to address the council in person.

Saturday evening, the young lady that we helped move into our home last week got a new bed for her room. That had to be brought in, so I got some exercise out of that too. Of course, when Sunday morning came around, I really felt like taking it easy, so I did my stretch/warmup and very little else.
I had posted what I thought was a pretty obvious joke on Saturday, with the purposes of using it to illustrate many of the crap diets out there, which list some fad diets among their ranks. Fad diet or not, they all end up smelling pretty rank. If you go back and read it, I hope you get a laugh out of it. I also hope you read Sunday’s article, which takes it apart and shows you what you look for whenever you see such a diet.

I had something of a masterpiece, something that could possibly have been this site’s mission statement ready to post for Friday, but it was lost. So, I had to start all over again and have had something of a busy weekend. You’ll be seeing that post within the next day or so, hopefully.

 

Another piece of news is that on Sunday I visited an old friend of mine, one whom I know is obese and is unhappy with it. I spent the afternoon, yesterday, with her and her family, talking about her weight and health issues, among many other things (we both have ADD). I offered to show her what I’ve done that is giving me the most success in losing weight, feeling better, making myself happy, and making myself believe that I can get down to a normal, healthy weight.

She had expressed a concern about “big bones”, that perhaps when she gets down to her normal BMI, her bones might make her body look awkward. I wish I knew enough to settle her worries with confidence. Instead, I could only tell her what I know, what I think, and what I believe.

I KNOW that the human body is designed to adapt and repair – adapt to the conditions we put it through and repair the damage that we do to it. Bones mend on their own, as a new acquaintance of mine has pointed out, Doctors just put a cast on them and set them so the bones will repair themselves properly.

The same acquaintance is a scientist who studies and experiments with Spinal Cord Injury. He is convinced that the spinal cord is capable of repairing itself as well, we just need to learn how to help it, how to facilitate its work.

So, that’s great and all, but WHAT’S THE POINT? If our bones can fuse themselves back together after we’ve broken them, if our spinal cord can perform similarly, and if our bones can grow to better support an obese (or in my case, super obese) body, then I THINK… perhaps they’re capable of shrinking once we’ve gone back to a healthy weight. It probably won’t happen right away, but I BELIEVE that if you give them time, maybe a year, maybe two, they will adapt and you won’t look awful. And if I’m wrong, and it makes that much of a difference to you, you can always adjust your weight so that you appear normal, just so long as you’re healthy!

 

TODAY’S WORKOUT

 

After my warmup, I did 25 minutes followed by a short cooldown inside. My workout was interrupted by a jealous dog (Snickerdoodle the Great) who chose to take a dump in my path (causing me to have to stop my workout to clean it up – I decided I’d already done about twenty-five minutes, I’d just do a few more laps around the inside and call it quits), apparently hoping I would think it was the puppy (who had been in my sight too long to have been the culprit). Snick is an older dog and almost never does this, so my first instinct was to look at the puppy, but as I looked at it, I realized two things – First, the puppy was just looking at it, not cowering or anything. Usually, when she did it, she knows she did wrong. Secondly, this was my third lap in the house! I’d just walked by this spot twice and it had been shit free! And since she’d been with me the entire three laps, it couldn’t have been her.

 

Then, when I called Snicker, she was a no-show. So… this exercise thing seems to really be causing more conflict between Snickerdoodle the Great, and our mascot, Buddha the Puppy. I’ve tried exercising with Snick, but she really isn’t interested that much. She gets bored watching me work and goes away. But if she finds out I’ve got that puppy watching me, stretching as I stretch, moving back and forth with me, and around the house, she gets terribly mad.

 

The other day, I called Snick down for my workout, because it was her day to go outside with me when I’m done. I got done the workout and called Snick, but she was either napping or just couldn’t be bothered, but there was the puppy, so I snuck her collar and leash on and quietly took her outside. We walked around the big vegetable patch and when we turned the corner to come back to the house, there was Snickerdoodle (she knows how to open the door to let herself out, if it’s unlocked, but not to get in), at the end of the row, with fire in her eyes. She seemed to be saying “You CHEATED!!!” It was just the funniest thing I’ve seen all week, and as soon I started laughing, she came running with her tail wagging. At least there’s that.

 

Here’s today’s workout lineup

 

What’s the Frequency, Kenneth? – REM

Only the Good Die Young – Billy Joel

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown – Jim Croce

One of these Days – Jill Sobule

Random – Lady Sovereign

Losing my Religion – REM

Heroes – Jill Sobule

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces – Ben Folds Five

Wild Thing – Tone Loc

Dammit Janet – Rocky Horror soundtrack

Shut Up and Dance – Aerosmith

Laid – James

Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen

Feels So Good – Chuck Mangione

 

TODAY’S SPECIAL

 

The first special comes from The Better Man Project. It’s a nice inspirational piece. Especially if you turn on the music at the top (“Meet Joe Black” Theme) to listen to while you read.

 

I mentioned a blog post written by NeuroVantage up above. I think it’s a great read and can give a little more background on what I wrote above.

 

NaturalKnowledge247 put up a great post a few days ago about weight-gain/loss and aging, along with some foods that can help slow down Father Time’s process. Enjoy!

 

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

 

Some of you may have noticed that I more or less use a default blog for this section, because there’s always a new gorgeous photo there every day. However, some photos aren’t quite as bright and sunny as others. Some of their photos are still beautiful, but dark and somber. I like them, but I want to give you something that will inspire you to get up and go do something!

 

Today, the “Something Beautiful” that I bring you is from Adele Haberland, someone I went to High School with, who has always had great artistic talent, in many fields. On her site, her photos are divided into categories. I’m sending you to the “Nature” section, but there are others, and there is some breathtaking shots in each collection.

 

 

That’s about all for today, stay tuned, because I really believe this blog will turn into something great.

 

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